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Chocolate is better than a passionate kiss
Melting chocolate is better than a passionate kiss, scientists have found. Couples in their 20s had their heart rates and brains monitored whilst they first melted chocolate in their mouths and then kissed. Chocolate caused a more intense and longer lasting buzz than kissing, and doubled heart rates. "There is no doubt that chocolate beats kissing hands down when it comes to providing a long-lasting body and brain buzz. A buzz that, in many cases, lasted four times as long as the most passionate kiss."
by bbc | 2007-04-18 | Funny Side - Humor and Jokes
Frustrated wife takes job in brothel
A frustrated German housewife says she has been forced to take a job in a brothel since her husband lost his sex drive. Adelheid Kran from Berlin said: "I like sex, I like it a lot, but my husband Guenther has no appetite for sex anymore and does it about once a year." She added in order to combat the tension between them caused by her sexual frustration she has started working in a "mature ladies" brothel. "It's not something I do full time, and I only have sex with the men I like. In a job like this, you have to keep a certain standard," she said.
by ananova | 2006-02-10 | Funny Side - Humor and Jokes
Flames of passion backfire
An Austrian romeo burnt the house down after making a giant heart out of blazing candles. Hannes Pisek from Hoenigsberg used 220 candles to make a huge heart on the floor of his flat. He then lit them and went to pick up his girlfriend from work - but the plan backfired when the flat caught fire. Pisek was left out in the cold as firemen battled to bring the blaze under control. He has now lost his home and his girlfriend - she left him afterwards and has moved back with her parents.
by ananova | 2006-02-10 | Funny Side - Humor and Jokes
Women spend five years of their working lives on the phone
Women spend nearly five years of their working lives on the phone, a survey showed yesterday. They make or receive a staggering 288,000 calls, compared with 277,000 for men. That means the average woman spends 4.75 years on the phone - a year and a half longer than blokes. The survey showed the average Brit makes or receives 283,126 calls in their working life Of those, 155,928 will be work-related and 127,199 will be personal. We spend an average of 10 minutes on each personal call and 4.8 minutes on work-related matters.
by dailyrecord | 2005-12-08 | Funny Side - Humor and Jokes
28-day hormonal cycle road map to women
Health journalist Gabrielle Lichterman's "28 Days" is a daily horoscope book written for women based on their 28-day hormonal cycle. Even though the book is composed for the female mind, if read by men, "28 Days" can give valuable insight into women's moods and emotions. The book can even predict how women will feel on a certain day.
by VailDaily | 2005-11-14 | Funny Side - Humor and Jokes
New condom labels urged
The Food and Drug Administration is recommending new labels for condoms that warn that they "greatly reduce, but do not eliminate" the risk of some sexually transmitted diseases. Many public-health groups and birth-control advocacy groups such as Planned Parenthood argue that adding caveats to condom labels could discourage their use and thus increase the likelihood of unprotected sex.
by SeattleTimes | 2005-11-11 | Funny Side - Humor and Jokes
Man prefers jail to wife
A man sentenced to nine months house arrest begged a judge to jail him instead because he couldn't stand his wife's nagging. He said: "I need some peace."
by Ananova | 2005-10-23 | Funny Side - Humor and Jokes