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Man marries himself to express his dissatisfaction with reality by ananova :: 2007-02-07
A Chinese man Liu Ye has married himself to express his "dissatisfaction with reality". He married a life sized foam cut-out of himself wearing a woman's bridal dress. "There are many reasons for marrying myself, but mainly to express my dissatisfaction with reality. This marriage makes me whole again. My definition of marriage is different from others." The ceremony was held at a courtyard packed with more than 100 guests. The 'couple' were led out by a bridesmaid and a groomsman. [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

Why women love their cats more than their men by femalefirst :: 2007-02-04
It's official: women who have cats don't need men. A research studied the physical responses of women cat owners to a variety of images including their partner, their cat and pin ups like Daniel Craig. Yet the results revealed that whilst 71% of cat owners showed a higher increase in both heart rate and pupil size when they eyed up pictures of their much loved cats, the hearts of a massive 57% of participants failed to race at the sight of their lover. [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

Here, women propose marriage and men can't refuse by post-gazette :: 2007-02-02
He was 14 when the girl entered his hut and placed a plate in front of him. Carvadju Jose Nananghe knew what it meant. Refusing was not an option. He lifted the fish to his lips, agreeing in one bite to marry the girl. In this group of 50 islands, it's women who choose. They make their proposals by offering a dish of fish - equivalent of a man bending on one knee and offering a woman a diamond ring. To have refused would have dishonored his family - and in any case, why would he want to choose his own wife? "Love comes first into the heart of the woman. Once it's in the woman, only then can it jump into the man." [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

Spies are romantic figures: what's it like to be married to spy? by guardian :: 2007-01-26
I was 21 and Charles and I had just got engaged. My father was in the Foreign Office... one night he said, "Have you ever wondered what I do?" I said, "I know what you do." And he said, "Well, not exactly. Actually, I'm in the secret service." I was very surprised, but asked if Charles was in the secret service too as he was often at our house talking with my father. He said yes. ... I said, "Well, I think Charles might have told me. It's a bit mean to ask a girl to marry you without telling her what your job is." My father said, "This is something we don't talk about. And the work we do gets no overt reward..." I just thought, "Woo-hoo, I'm going to be a spy's wife." [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

Cheat on your spouse in Michigan and spend life in prison by muzi :: 2007-01-24
Spouses caught cheating in Michigan could end up spending the rest of their life in prison. And not the emotional kind. The state's appeals court ruled that extramarital flings can be prosecuted as first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in jail. "Technically, any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I," the most serious sexual assault charge. [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

Men, Women Attracted to Sense of Humor in Different Ways by theledger :: 2006-12-10
Men and women both say a sense of humor is vital to attraction, but what they mean by 'sense of humor' is different. "In our research, women said they wanted 'someone who makes me laugh,' and men said they wanted 'someone who laughs at my jokes,'" said Rod Martin. His work is part of a research on humor - exploring how subtle courtship cues revealed through humor can foster love. Many men agree that women who appreciate their humor are the ones they're attracted to. "Male egos are delicate; if she laughs it makes it a lot more comfortable." [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

Woman who fell in love with a snake has married Cobra by afp :: 2006-06-07
A woman who fell in love with a snake has married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India. Bimbala Das wore a silk saree for the ceremony at Atala village near the Orissa state capital Bhubaneswar. Priests chanted mantras to seal the union, but the snake failed to come out of a nearby ant hill where it lives. A brass replica snake stood in for the hesitant groom. "Though snakes cannot speak nor understand, we communicate in a peculiar way," Das, 30. [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

33-year-old man marries 104-year-old in Malaysia by hindu :: 2006-05-09
Age is no bar for love. This was proved when a 33-year-old man in Malaysia tied the knot with a 104-year-old woman, who had married 20 times before. Muhamad Noor Che Musa married Wook Kundor in February saying their marriage was based on mutual love and care. It was Muhamad's first marriage. The ex-army serviceman from Kuala Berang in northern Malaysia felt the 71-year age gap will not pose any barrier to their relationship as he had found peace since marrying Wook. [Age Difference in Relationship - Age gap]

Man forced to marry four wives in six months by ananova :: 2006-02-10
A Saudi man is in hospital after his divorced parents forced him to marry four times within six months. The battle began when the father insisted the boy should marry a girl from his side of the family. The mother retaliated by ordering him to wed a girl from her side. But the father wasn't happy with the balance of power and insisted on a third wife from his side, to show who was boss. The mother, not to be outdone, then demanded that her son include another wife from her side of the family. The son has now been admitted to a hospital for psychological treatment. He is refusing to see his parents or his wives. [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

Princess trades privilege for love by CapeArgus :: 2005-11-15
Princess Sayako, the only daughter of Japan's Emperor Akihito, has wed a commoner in a private ceremony at a Tokyo hotel, abandoning her privileged status as a member of the imperial family. Sayako, 36, wearing a simple, full-length white dress and pearls, followed several steps behind the groom, Yoshiki Kuroda, 40, into a sparsely decorated room where the traditional Shinto wedding ceremony took place. [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

Man marries mother-in-law by Ananova :: 2005-11-07
A Romanian man has surprised his family and friends when he decided to divorce his wife and marry her mother. Laurentiu D, 27, from Focsani, had been married for only three months when he asked for a divorce. A couple of months later he married his former mother-in-law, who is 45. [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

Love still evades Bosnian - 162 wives later by Independent :: 2005-10-24
Nedeljko Ilincic, 75, from Milosevac in Bosnia and Herzegovina, said he first got married when he was 15 and since then it has been "just one wife after another". "I may be getting on a bit, but I'm not ready to give up on love just yet. Another 100 marriages would probably calm me down." [Strange Marriage: jokes, humor]

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